Hipster Language Translation #1
Fashion Edition 

What hipsters say:
“I found this at a cool shop. It was really cheap.”

What hipsters mean:
“I bought this at American Apparel for $65.00.”

Rule #1 of hipster: admit you’re a hipster.

Because looking pretty is what’s REALLY important. And a girl in a bathroom awkwardly hanging her arms in front of her totally makes sense with the quotation. Gotta love dem hipsturz!

You should become a hipster so you, too, can get the ladies.